I got bored at "S"
Well she definitely makes me wonder. Wonder why she let herself go.
You know that's a sigma, which is an S, so you've barely defaced our fraternity at all.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.
"We always suspected our dog was a racist, but we never never thought she would go so far."
After all these years, she finally got an opportunity to see herself spread cheer.