Picture I like that they put the markers in his hand because maybe he'll wake up and think "WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF??"
Picture I'd like to imagine this guy waking up, looking at the good side of his face and thinking everything is going to be AOK.
Picture You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.