Superman finally figured out a more effective disguise than glasses.
The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."
Hard to say what's going on, but I like it.
Superman drew a little too much power from Earth's yellow sun.
When this guy is old, at least he'll be able to say "I am smarter now than I once was."
This is how Superman really flew, too.