Guidos from birth

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274