Don't just stare at it.
Don't. Know. What to stare at. Sensory overlooaad!!!
I carry Don Vito's mugshot in my wallet, and whenever I fear that maybe I'm ugly I look at it.
"Well, are you just going to stare at me looking like an utter buffoon or say something?"
Well don't just stare at him. Eat him!
They should put a speaker in it's mouth so it moos at people who stop and stare.