Ad design fail.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere