Picture "I went home from school one weekend to take care of some things, only to find my brother dragging his obscenely drunk friend into the house. After throwing up all over himself and wetting his pants, he passed out on our futon."
Picture "We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."
Picture "This kid passed out and we put toothpaste all over him then we woke him up and told him that he was brushing his teeth in his sleep. Idiot believed us."