If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
The school's mentally challenged kid just saw Waterboy and was inspired.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.