This is God's POV.

Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.

From Tatyana Washington

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

She hasn't been seen since.