Picture "This is his 21st birthday. You can see how much more responsible he is today than he was the day before."
Picture "When can you tell that you are lazy enough for college?? When you're too fuckin lazy to hold a cell phone."
Picture "We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in."
Picture In New York State, it's now illegal to drive when you're on a cell phone unless you have one of those headsets. So there.