A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
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She hasn't been seen since.
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"You're a wizard, hairy."
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Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
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Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
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"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
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"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
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The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
