"Please just give me my Carl's Jr. Double Chili Cheese burger so I can be on my way. Oh, and a toy for the kid."
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Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
