Picture My friend went as Jesus for Halloween. It took him 8 months to grow out his hair, and 1 month to grow the beard so he could be authentic.
Picture You know the weird old guy who hands out at the local record store? He has NOTHING on the weird old guy that hangs out at the local sex store.
Picture "BEASTER! The weekend AFTER EASTER when you go and buy up all Easter decorations and several 30 packs of Milwaukee's Best. Paint all the "Beasts"(pastels naturally) and hide them around the yard. Call your friends over and hand out baskets.....a new holid
Picture "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.
Picture Yes, I saw Jesii, not one but two jesuses... and if you are wondering YES that is a cross shaved into his chest hair and YES one of them may or may not have been on shrooms...