If she likes that, she'll love being put on a swine's body juggling bleeding porkchops.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

The transformation is almost complete.