Picture "This is a German tank silencer. Does it look like a giant cock to anyone else?" Everything looks like a giant cock to someone.
Picture "My buddy doin' a beer bong at about 3 inches above sea level in Panama City Beach, Florida... He vomited shortly afterwards..."
Picture "While we were hanging out at a bar in Panama City Beach, Florida on our last night this guy come strolling in sporting this sweet news article from 1999, a toy tractor (we figured he took shots out of the trailer), and the Elton John tour shirt from '86/