We got a saying in Nashville - "When it Rains, it Whores"

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

"Gretchen, NO!"

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.