I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
"This is from Star Wars?"
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Scumbag Adele
This guy Lavaliered and got shit piss and gallons of dip spit poored on him, he really loves his girlfriend. notice the guy peeing on the back of his head. (Warning: This is the grossest thing ever.)
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.