Picture That guy should read the sign! The funny thing about this comment is the sign is the reason he's peeing!
Picture "This guy got wasted, came back to the apartment, got tea bagged and smiled during it, and burned noodles and grilled cheese. He passed out and left a hot girl in his bed - she wrote all of that on him."
Picture "We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in."
Picture "He passed out on his couch and we shamed him nicely, then he woke up 2 hours later and walked into his kitchen, propped open my cooler and took a dump in it. Then he got up and passed right back out. Cheers from SUNY Oswego."