I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Uncle Yammy's BBQ Sauce
I think it's mostly ground up bits of the guy on the package.
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
