Frosty the Snowman is a dick.
That guy is a dick for smoking indoors.
Foul ball, man. Foul ball.
I guess drinking from a donkey's dick is cool?
Even the old "midget in a panda suit" trick didn't work for Little Albert.
Hello, 9-1-1? I know this is going to sound like a joke, but I got my dick stuck in a snowman.