Picture "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Picture The great thing about Jesus is you can add him to your interests right on your death bed and you still get to go to heaven.
Picture Which Ninja Turtle would you pick for your beer pong team? Michelangelo could probably drink the most, but I think Donatello might be the most accurate.