I am going to stay up all night liking this story, because I want a little fame. No one seems to know I exist. -Bob
The classic "Would you have invested?" picture.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.