When I started dating my boyfriend, he was a virgin in every sense of the word. He had never even held hands with a girl. When we were making out for the first time, I licked his lower lip. His whole body trembled and he muttered "Oh dear god." It was so funny that I had to stop completely because I was laughing so hard. We're on month eight now.
Looks like being handicapped finally came... in handy.
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
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Math Machine Doodle
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Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
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Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
