"Completely fried his laptop, and it smelled awful all night."
Go into the light. Feel its warmth melt all your pain away.
"Open your eyes, man. Privacy is a thing of the past."
It's only uncomfortable for the entire time.
The Liver & Onion is cheaper AND floats around your head while you eat.
This kid is so dumb, he put his laptop in the freezer and FORGOT it was in there! What an idiot!