My cat (Moo) watched the Matrix too many times.
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.



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Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.