Midgets Keep it on the Down Low
You keep a sign with letters this low to the ground and you're asking for it.
I can't count the number of times I've had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.
It really is impressive, most babies are like 2 at the oldest.
Shhhhh... keep it down dude. We don't want to get kicked out.
Most of the time he has to jog to keep up.