A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
"Our coach closely resembled the coach on that Seinfeld episode where George Costanza takes erotic pictures of himself. We had the poster, so everyone who came over had to pose. There are over 300 pictures and growing."
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