To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7.
Don't forget to put on suntan lotion once every year or so.
I don't always ride in a bike basket, but when I do, bitches bark.
No suntan lotion?
There are a few too many spokes and turning gears to convince me to ride a bike naked.
A dude with a mean suntan and child-bearing hips.