My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts