As drunk as a horse...

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive