Picture I was driving behind this guy the other day and I was like "I wonder how many balls that guy has?"
Picture Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back.
Picture "I just graduated college and sold my car as a clunker so my mom could get a new ride. She had to take my old license plate. She's an elementary school teacher and has no idea what it means LOL."