"America has introduced a new special unit to combat terrorism. The drunken brigade is armed with beer grenades to protect and serve."

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109