What happens to a midget who takes drugs? -- He doesn't get high, he gets medium.
"It rose out of the snow like an obelisk of evolution. There was nothing else we could do, but play."
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Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
