Craigslust
"No, I can't get on top. Why? I don't know, I uhh, I've got diarrhea so I should stay on the bottom. Wait, come back!"
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.