I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.