I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
"Fun at the local Carn-Evil."
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
