A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
"One of our kind of slow friends left his apartment full of mustang parts unlocked this weekend... We decided to have some fun."
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Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
