My friend owns a hummer and he gets the damn thing stuck once a week. Shows you what hummers are really good at, getting stuck in mud.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109