Best police report ever. Second to last paragraph, dudes. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From calvin on May 13, 2004 See More police blotter drunk Recommended Comments () Picture Read the second incident report. Picture Police report from the CMU newpaper... who hits someone in the head with a submarine sandwich anyways? Picture Police report that he was "super pissed" upon "taking his last breath." Picture Ever have one of those mornings where you thought you wrote on yourself last night, but then it turns out it's a tattoo? Picture 3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous. Picture Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger Comments ()
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