Picture There is (or was in the early 1990s) a sports bar in Baltimore called "BALLS!" and I remember seeing an ad for it on TV with my friend Ryan and laughing our faces off.
Picture "I was looking at the back cover of an old PC game when I saw this. The brain said, 'That's not a finger!' After you see it it sticks out like a sore thumb, so to speak."
Picture Photographer or Murderer? You make the call. Seriously, the phone number is right there. Just inquire.
Picture "I love art school. We have a hockey team here at RISD called the Nads. This is our mascot, Scrotie. GO NADS!"