Picture You know those things they use to inflate a moon bounce? Ever wonder what would happen if you modified it to fire beer at your face?
Picture Only problem is if you spill some, you run the risk of electrocuting yourself. But it's so much more festive, it's worth it.
Picture This beer bong is 6 feet tall, holds 24 beers, and is illegal in 12 states. Also I think it may be smarter than me.
Picture "The Squid: This is the best drinking apparatus I have ever constructed. 5 gallons of beer go in the top and teams of 3 on each hose. Patent Pending."