"F chuck-e-cheese, we got a ball pit in our dorm room"

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

You should see how she hails a cab.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.