Picture "Lesson 28 - Lock the dorm room door before going out on Saturday night." Lesson 29 - find something to do on Saturday nights besides crumpling up newspaper.
Picture I left for spring break leaving my door unlocked, and I came back to see my room completely wrapped in newspaper."
Picture A boring night at Georgia Tech led to us filling my neighbor's room from floor to ceiling with crumpled newspaper. Why not give a shocker too?