Wanna not have kids? The real green monster. 437 cans of mountain dew. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture May 2, 2004 Recommended Comments () Picture Mountain Dew Dorito Cupcake Picture You are living a Mountain Dew commercial. Picture Doritos and Mountain Dew Soup Will Give You Cancer Picture Hey, it's still better than Mountain Dew. Picture Well, it beats Mountain Dew. Picture He picked her up with a, "Hey Momma, wanna have a burger with a real man?" Comments ()