Picture "Taking a road trip to the UP, and having your friend say he needed to shit at the first sign of a toilet.... Priceless"
Picture "Our last day at Fredonia State for the year and we drench our friend after his last final while he is taking a shit"
Picture "I know the school is trying to save money, but how much could taking out the bathroom stalls help?"
Picture "I live with three other guys and the pansies keep putting the toilet seat down. So I stopped it. Taking a dump requires effort, though."
Picture I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?