I don't want to taste anything that was cooked anywhere near your gooch.
"Miss, I don't see how this could be considered 'educational'--but maybe we should keep watching."
I pity the fool who doesn't vote for this.
Almost as depressing as the head-on collision this guy got into after taking the picture.
This means you can now masturbate anywhere this sign isn't.
If this was anywhere but the beach, he would be arrested.