Jesus Bandaids
Found these in my grandmas medicine cabinet...
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
