What did he have to eat, an entire pumpkin? (gross)
"My friend and her friends, as a six pack. Notice the blinging can tabs."
I told him he couldn't handle that entire case but he had to be a big shot.
He's as sensitive as a flower and as fierce as a lion.
He didn't want to get sunburn and look like an idiot.
An extremely expensive costume (he didn't already have the SUV).