Can't believe this kid didn't wake up.
"Even this type of wake up wont wake up the passed out."
Get a good look kid, you may not see something like this again for a few years.
See, English majors really aren't useful for anything. Not even proofreading.
He's asking for money and he's not even playing the guitar or anything?
"Even for Scranton, this is not your everyday occurance."