Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.
Picture "This costume may not be the most elaborate, but since it looks exactly like our university's public saftey, we went around and busted all the freshman drinking in their dorms. We told them that we wouldn't write them up but we would have to take the alc