"Lesson learned: never get a piggy back ride from a drunk guy."
He can also give stationary piggy back rides.
To get to Point B, trip over Point A.
"Just a camping trip with three nice asses." Fair enough.
And this little piggy went - wait a second, I think there's an extra piggy.
Alright keg, we'll give you a ride back - but you better get us drunk.